May 2013
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May 24th
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isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: you look like a rat. sorry, no offense. you seem lovely, just yeah.. rat features
May 22nd
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im glad i started following pizza cause since she’s australian shes blogging when its 4 in the morning here and nobody else is posting and i have nothing to do.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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pussy game too strong
May 21st
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nickmoorexvx: what if Yahoo gets rid of tumblarity 
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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when fandoms i hate try to group their fandom with mine
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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man scrolling through tumblr sees a feminist rant...
shitstraightwhiteguyssay: iphisquandary: plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not necessarily all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling* hint hint
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
May 15th
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May 14th
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lolistriders: *walks onto a crime scene* swiggity swag who’s in the bag
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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positive personal things: i’ve gone from 96 to 103 lbs since i’ve moved out and i’m guessing the weight gain is from lack of stress i have my background check tomorrow for my possible second job living with codi has been great~ duh maybe with this second job, after i pay off some stuff i can get my next tattoo or start stretching my ears im just pretty excited about...
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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madeofbutts: *in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６* *pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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i moved out? and my parents were actually cool with it?? also i got an interview for a second job. things are pretty cool right now.
May 9th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept whoa…
May 3rd
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meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
May 2nd
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first time back in my parents house since friday. They just got back from being out of town. Of course my mom would start an argument with me literally less than 5 minutes after i’m here…. oh and she said shes not fixing my car.
May 2nd
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